World Cup 2010 Hall of Shame

Despite this entreaty, old habits die hard so I feel compelled to name and shame.

1. Luis Suárez - Public Enemy No 1
2. Rafik Saïfi (there's a reason you're languishing in Ligue 2!!) - I don't think any other player will stoop this low. It's an outrage and FIFA, the Algerian FA and the South African police should throw the book at this guy - sticks and stones will break your bones, words will never hurt - obviously Asma Halimi's pen is mightier than Rafik Saïfi's sword and she's got a mean jab too
3. Daniele de Rossi - the aristocracy were being well and truly shepherded, something had to give - his flippin' legs!!
4. Luis Fabiano - you don't need to tell us!! We saw it on our tv screens, why didn't you vehemently protest to the ref that you had use illegal means to control Jabulani?!
5. Patrice Evra - tais-toi!!
6. England - for flattering to deceive and for being a Hapless, Abject and Clueless (HAC) collective!!