The Queen returns to hold court

Did you know that the Venus Rosewater dish has gone to a Williams SIX out of EIGHT times this century and that Venus Ebony Starr Williams has won 2/3 of those titles? Despite this impressive record, she is seeded a lowly seventh. The All England Club seeds the men according to their performance on grass over the past two years - they definitely don't apply the same criterion for seeding the women. No matter, V will dispatch all comers to win her fifth Wimbledon crown because no one can match her athleticism and all round court coverage on grass, not even her lil' sis.